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  • Monday, December 30, 2019

    Charley Reese

         I never heard of Charley Reese (January 29, 1937 – May 21, 2013) until recently, but he seems like somebody that would have been worth knowing.
         Reese was a syndicated columnist known for his conservative views. He was associated with the Orlando (Florida) Sentinel from 1971 to 2001, both as a writer and in various editorial capacities. King Features Syndicate distributed his column, which was published three times per week. Here is his last poem

    Tax his land
    Tax his bed
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed

    Tax his tractor
    Tax his mule
    Teach him taxes 
    Are the rule

    Tax his work
    Tax his pay
    He works for peanuts anyway! 

    Tax his cow
    Tax his goat
    Tax his pants
    Tax his coat
    Tax his ties
    Tax his shirt 
    Tax his work
    Tax his dirt

    Tax his tobacco
    Tax his drink
    Tax him if he 
    Tries to think

    Tax his cigars
    Tax his beers
    If he cries Tax his tears

    Tax his car
    Tax his gas
    Find other ways 
    Taxes to pass 

    Tax all he has 
    Then let him know 
    That you won't be done 
    Till he has no dough

    When he screams and hollers
    Then tax him some more
    Tax him till He's good and sore

    Then tax his coffin
    Tax his grave
    Tax the sod in which he's laid... 
    Put these words 
    Upon his tomb
    Taxes drove me to my doom...

    When he's gone
    Do not relax
    Its time to apply 
    The inheritance tax

    Accounts Receivable 
    Tax Building Permit 
    Tax CDL license Tax 
    Cigarette Tax 
    Corporate Income Tax 
    Dog License Tax 
    Excise Taxes 
    Federal Income Tax 
    Federal Unemployment Tax 
    Fishing License Tax 
    Food License Tax 
    Fuel Permit Tax 
    Gasoline Tax
    Gross Receipts Tax 
    Hunting License Tax 
    Inheritance Tax 
    Inventory Tax 
    IRS Interest Charges 
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
    Liquor Tax 
    Luxury Taxes 
    Marriage License Tax 
    Medicare Tax 
    Personal Property Tax 
    Property Tax 
    Real Estate Tax 
    Service Charge Tax 
    Social Security Tax 
    Road Usage Tax 
    Recreational Vehicle Tax 
    Sales Tax 
    School Tax 
    State Income Tax 
    State Unemployment Tax 
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes 
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax 
    Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax 
    Telephone State and Local Tax 
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
    Utility Taxes 
    Vehicle License Registration Tax 
    Vehicle Sales Tax 
    Watercraft Registration Tax 
    Well Permit Tax 
    Workers Compensation Tax 

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 
    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

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